Turban and lungi Thieves - Modus operandi

They invite raiders from lands of plenty, who reek of class and smell like French perfume, and ask them to plant a money plant. Then they ask their poor subjects, who smell of blood n sweat, to water the plant with their hard earn money. When this plant turns into a tree and starts bearing fruits, poor subjects start dreaming while waiting for the fruits to ripe. In the middle of their sweet dream, these raiders come quietly, chop off the stem and run away with the top, leaving lifeless stump sticking out like that middle finger.

While the 'saw' is at work, Our turban and lungi thieves sing a lullaby to keep their subjects in the dark of night on their journey to the golden drops of morning sun. But morning brings only tears.